You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
