her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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