Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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