I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i don't like sucking hair
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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