Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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