Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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