So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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