I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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