you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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