this beer tastes like vomit already
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
