Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
it's great music for shaving your balls
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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