He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
being pregnant is like rehab
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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