I hate all girls vehemently.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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