I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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