do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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