and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
no you cant smoke seaweed
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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