am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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