He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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