I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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