the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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