Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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