did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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