The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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