had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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