Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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