no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
people are starting to question the shark bite story
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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