I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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