Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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