oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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