Well douche your snatch and let's go!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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