He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize