Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
This girl is more easily done than said...
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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