That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and she was petting her beer can
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
you never un-have a 4some
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