plz talk dirty to me
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Dignity is for republicans.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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