32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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