Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
