quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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