It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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