My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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