Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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