Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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