Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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