hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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