Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
now i know why i became what i already was.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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