I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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