Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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