But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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