love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
