I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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