sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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