Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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