You smell like stripper and shame
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
i think i just lost a toe
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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