I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Quick, to the slutcave!
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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