I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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