Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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