his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Did I show you my penis last night?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
